A truly luxe trip to Ibiza should start on a private jet, and for those looking, opt for Jet by ME. It comes complete with your own personal crew and first-class service: think Champagne, an open bar, bespoke catering, VIP hassle-free departures and arrivals and, of course, private transfers to and from the airport (in Range Rovers, naturally).


Day tripping to Formentera? With ME, half the fun is the journey. The ME Yacht experience will pick you up direct from the hotel’s jetty and, like their jet service, it includes drinks and catering with direct access to any beach club desired. And, if the mood strikes, Champagne picnics at your service. The boat’s captain is great too.


The rooftop spa, with its 360-degree views, is as breathtaking as it is relaxing. Choose a treatment (the SkinC Spa specialises in personalised skin care) and once done, unwind in the rooftop Jacuzzi, bubbles in hand. Have a treatment outside or stick to the comfort of your room and order an in-room treatment. Looking for a total mind/body overhaul? Private tuition with one of Ibiza’s leading yogis is also available.


UJ loves DJ Howard. A near-daily fixture by the pool, this fine gent plays rare Balearic mixes all day. So reserve a daybed, order a bottle of rosé and settle in for a day of fun in the sun. Want a preview? Check out his Mixcloud.

For further details on any of the above, call +34 971 330 051. Jet ME is available to book from a number of destinations worldwide; prices upon request.